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idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

virusexe:

neh

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Oh my god. Is this Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey?

oh my fucking god

this is war.

twistingdragon:

ninja-artist-sai:

I realized that my workplace sold bow ties and…

omfg
Heather. You cutie.
Look at my friend people.
LOOK AT HER.

Oh my good god. What a Heather!

twistingdragon:

ninja-artist-sai:

I realized that my workplace sold bow ties and…

omfg

Heather. You cutie.

Look at my friend people.

LOOK AT HER.

Oh my good god. What a Heather!

dahmuffin:

There are two kinds of heroes, those who save the world and those who save single individuals.

There are two kinds of worlds, those that die out on their own and those that are destroyed.

There are two kinds of men, those who have a sense of justice and those who just create their own.